Honker Digital

Nem é o encarte propriamente, mas uma gozação pra cima dos “avisos” (advisory) q falam em sanções por pirataria, citando FBI e etc., dum dvd. Dvd “A Token Of His Extreme”(Frank Zappa), gravado em 1974 e lançado em dvd recentemente (2012). E q recomendo muitíssimo – tem versão brasuca – até como introdução ao universo do sujeito.

É um show pra televisão, diz o encarte de fato, bancado pelo próprio Zappa, q a tv americana em geral rejeitou, tendo passado só em emissoras da França e na Suíça. Sorte deles. Músicos soberbos, fase dos álbuns “Apostrophe (‘)”, “Over-nite Sensation” e “One Size Fits All”. Eis:

“WARNING/GUARANTEE: This DVD contains material whick a truly free society would neither fear nor suppress. In some socially retarded areas, religious fanatics and ultra-conservative political organizations violate your First Amendment Righs by attempting to censor rock & roll albuns. We feel that this is un-Constitutional and un-American.

As an alternative to these government-supported programs (designed to keep you docile and ignorant), Honker Digital is pleased to provide stimulating digital audio/video entertainment for those of you who have outgrown the ordinary.

The language and concepts contained herein are GUARENTEED NO TO CAUSE ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS.

This guarantee is as real as the threats of the video fundamentalists who use attacks on rock music in the attempt to transform America into a nation of check-mailing nincompops (in the name of Jesus Christ). If there is a hell, its fires wait for them, not us”.